#oops i got your url wrong  #but i cant fit it rn  #sorry  #promise ill get it right next time  #tbd  
"Hush, you"



"Why would you care?"

"Oh, I don’t. But your crying’s getting very annoying."

  #littlegoldenrose  #hello~  #sorry if replies are a little weird  #im on mobile atm  


I did a thing…

  #oh my god  #favorite  



Humans always reacted the same way when they found out the truth of Muska’s origins— he would’ve thought that the slight twinge of hurt would have vanished after seven hundred years, but it hadn’t.

Nonetheless, he was intrigued with Gaston’s response, as no human had reached for a weapon after hearing such news. Most humans ran and never looked back. “I would think that death-by-bear would be a terribly sad way to depart this mortal coil, and plus, I find you interesting. I’d prefer to have you alive, as conversations are quite boring with the dead.”

A gentle smile crossed the king’s face. “And I must admit, you’ve given the most amusing response to what I am— no other human has reached for a weapon; You’re daring, and that’s a fine quality in humans.” He shrugged, knowing that Gaston’s ego must’ve been hurt— (Muska had been arrogant like Gaston, but after his fall from grace, he had learned. Maybe Gaston would learn, too.)

"If you hadn’t told me to climb the tree, I might’ve frozen, and we’d both be covered in much more blood. And we’d most likely be in a great amount of pain. So I won’t mind if you take the credit— I am glad that you were here."

"Perhaps we should call this one teamwork."

Step one: flatter. Step two: gain Gaston’s trust. Step three: wait for the hunter to falter. Step four: prove the superiority of Laputians. It was simple, really. 

He stood quietly as he listened to the man before him, breaking his silence only to chuckle nervously when Muska made the comment about having conversations with the dead. He nodded slowly as the Laputian continued speaking. He wasn’t going to admit that he’d reached for his weapon without realizing it since it did score him being called ‘daring’. 

"Teamwork, yes," he agreed. "I’m glad we both escaped alive, but I’m ready to say that that’s enough excitement for one day—even for me. Why don’t we go back to town and grab a drink?" Lord knows I need one right about now.

He ran a hand through his hair, still very uneasy about the man before him. But he figured that if he was willing to save his life, then he could be trusted. That didn’t mean he wouldn’t be cautious around him though. He had that stuff. Aetherium? He needed to find out what it was.

  #aetheriusrex  #yes A+ for muska :D  

Send me anons as my kid.





shaggy   Mr. Boombastic

"…I’m ro… Smooth just like silk 
Soft and cuddly hug me up like a quilt 
I’m a lyrical lover no take me for no filth 
With my sexual physique Jah know me well built 
Oh me oh my well well can’t you tell… 

…I want your loving gal you remember the woo 
Would like to kiss and caress 
Rub down every strand of hair on my chest 
I’m Boombastic rated as the best 
The best you should get nothing more nothing less…”

  #playlist  #jams  #no one sings like gaston  
"Your blue eyes fucked me up."
- A 6 word story (heyyitsskenna)
Hugh Jackman, Rachael Beck  Me

"…Will you be a wife?
Will you be some he-man’s property?
Good news! That he-man’s me!
This equation, girl plus man
Doesn’t help just you
On occasion, women can
Have their uses too
Mainly to extend the fam’ly tree
Pumpkin, extend with me!

…I can see that we will share
All that love implies
We shall be a perfect pair
Rather like my thighs
You are face to face with destiny!
All roads lead to…
The best things in life are…
All’s well that ends with me!”

  #playlist  #no one sings like gaston  #i cant believe i didn't put this one on the playlist sooner  #also yay hugh :D  #learnedtlovethebeast  
Anonymous asked:

//you win~ gaston+gaston=otp obvi

Anonymous asked:
+ Hans

//in an au, it might happen. But I really don’t know if they’d be bros or enemies canonically